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June 4, 2009

5 things to look in a partner

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1) Pleasing "PESO"nality

2) Good "CAR"acteristics

3) Good Family "BANK"ground

4) Good "MONEY"rism

5) of course, very "CASH"ual!
Jokes From: Frend Randy

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Twilight

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In the forest, Bella saw Edward's body shimmered as it has been hit by the sun...
Bella: I know what you are..
Edward: Say It, say it out loud, say it...
Bella: BADING, BADING!!! puro ka foundation sa mukha tapos ngaun may glitters ka pa sa katawan?! eeww!
Jokes From: AMA Joel New

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Read It Slowly

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Sun Come man narrow row on cup fog kill lung an moo co.
The rat thing at the rat thing a co.
A king cave bee gun
Jokes From: Frend Randy

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Sales Agent

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A man was carrying three babies in a train...
A lady sitting next to him asked, "Are those your babies?"
"No, i am a condom salesman & these are customer complaints."
Jokes From: AMA Joyload

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Fired

Posted by webmasterphi


Wife: Dear, You were so drunk last night you insulted your boss...
Husband: Piss on him!
Wife: You did, So he fired you!
Husband: Fuck Him!
Wife: I did, so u can work again on monday!

Jokes From: AMA Joyload

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Morning

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GOD has given each of us the ability to do certain things well...
St. Paul said: "Whatever you do, do it for the glory of GOD"
Moses told the Israelites to Remember the LORD your GOD,
for it is he who gives you the ability to produce wealth...
We can also do the same... God Bless you...
Quotes from: UNO Lito

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Success

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Success is not the key to happiness.
Happiness is the key to Success.
If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
by: Albert Schweitzer

Quotes from: UNO Lito

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Never Give Up

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Michael Jordan, missed more than 9000 shots in his career and lost almost 300 games. He failed 26 times when he was trusted to take the game's winning shot. Yet, despite all these, he was known as M.V.P and HALL OF FAMER in Basketball.

Failure is always a part of success. Never give up! Everything will turn out right in GOD's time.
Quotes from: LR

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Our Choice

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They say we have two choices when we wake up, Go back to sleep and continue dreaming or Get up and make your Dreams happen!
Quotes from: UNO Lito

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Success in Life

Posted by webmasterphi


Success in life can never be an accident...
It is the result of right decisions at the right time...
Champions are not the people who never fail,
but the people who never quit...
Quotes from: KDI Unknown

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Happiness

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Happiness is very subjective factor in one's life... Being happy doesn't depend on achiving what you want, but rather making the best out of what is given... Life isn't fair, it never was... The only thing that can make you completely happy is contentment... Be contented on what you have, but be sure to aim high & never stop believing you can do better everytime... But if all else fails, don't forget that an ordinary you has an extraordinary GOD to back u up...
Quotes from: Frend Randy

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Prayer before starting the day

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Let's pray before we start the day...

Dear LORD, i ask for your protection and care over my loved ones and myself...
Send your guardian angels to protect us and lead us away from danger.
LORD, help me recognize your intervention in my life so i will never take you for granted. Amen.

Smile, its going to be a wonderful day...
Quotes from: Frend Randy

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Road Trip

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Think of life as a great road trip.
If you spend too much time looking at the back at where you have been,
You will surely miss what's ahead.
Quotes from: KDI Unknown

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April 20, 2009

Conflicts

Posted by webmasterphi


10% of conflicts are due to difference in opinion...
But
90% is due to wrong tone of voice...
Think of it!!
Quotes from: AMA Julius C.

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Special Grain

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Only the rare grain of sand is destined to be a pearl...
To GOD, you are that special grain of sand ---
destined for a specific purpose...
Quotes from: AMA Joyload

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Falling

Posted by webmasterphi


The Lord didn't promise us a life where we would never fall...
But he assures us of a life where we can rise everytime we fall...
Quotes from: AMA Joyload

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Priority

Posted by webmasterphi


Just a thought...
don't make someone a
"PRIORITY"
who only makes you an
"OPTION"
believe me it really hurts
Quotes from: AMA Joyload

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Run Away

Posted by webmasterphi


Sometimes you have to run away...
Not just to create distance...

But to see who cares enough to run behind
and pull you back...
Quotes from: AMA Joyload

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Entering someone's life

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When you enter someone's life whether by plan,
chance or coincidence, consider what your lesson will be.
Will you teach love or a harsh lesson of reality?
When you die will your life have resulted in more loving or hurting?
More comfort or pain? More joy or sadness?
Each 1 of us has power over the balance of love in world.
Use it wisely.
Don't miss an oppurtunity to nudge the world's scale in the righ direction
Quotes from: AMA Joyload

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Kiyosaki's Message

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If you want to retire young and rich you need to invest what is going to happen
rather than what has already happened.
In the world of business there's a lot of truth to that old saying,
" the early bird gets the worm"...
By Robert Kiyosaki
If you are not rich today because you missed the last boat leaving the dock,
don't worry, another boat to the land of riches and opportunity is getting ready to sail...
The question is " Will you be on it?"
Don't be left behin...
Quotes from: KDI Meylard

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Be Thankful

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Be thankful that you don't have everything you desire.
If you did, what would there be to look forward to?
Be thankful for the difficult times.
It is during those times that you grew.
Be thankful for your limitations because they
give you opportunities for self-improvement.
Be thankful for your mistakes.
They will teach you valuable lessons.
Find a way to be thankful for your troubles,
and they can become your blessings.
Quotes from: Frend Randy

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Prayer

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Prayer is the best shield against all trials.
A heart to heart talk with GOD will lessen your burden
for HE will never say NO to those believe in HIM
Quotes from: Dwight Latest

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Nice Thought

Posted by webmasterphi


When a man & a woman have feelings for each other,
it does not necessarily need to have a formal relationship as BF or GF...
while both of you are still busy with your personal life
it's possible that you could make each other as an inspiration...
NO COMMITMENT just a ROMANTIC BOND... is not
It's much sweeter and nicer when
booth accomplished everything that you want in life and yet,
you still end up TOGETHER...
Quotes from: Kristina Smart

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Like a Tree

Posted by webmasterphi


You can't always keep someone to your life forever...
Sometimes, you have to Let go...
yet,
you have to remain standing like trees do...
Quotes from: Friend Randy

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Money & Person

Posted by webmasterphi


A speaker started off his speech by holding up a $20 bill.
He asked: "Who wants this $20?"
Hands started going up. He crumpled the bill,
droped it to the floor, and ground it with his shoe...
He picked it up, crumpled & dirty & asked:
"Now who still wants this?"
Everyone's hand still raised.
"My friends" he said "Let this be a lesson,
Others may trample upon u,
but they can never diminish your true value as long as you are whole."
Quotes from: Right Leo001(LP)

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SunSet

Posted by webmasterphi


Wonder why the sunset is a lot colorful than sunrise?
That is one of the ironies of life...
That there is actually something good in everydays end...
Quotes from: TxT Criso

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March 25, 2009

Definition of Money

Posted by webmasterphi



Some years ago, newspaper offered a prize for the best definition of money.
Out of the hundreds who competed, the winner submitted this food for thought:

Money is a universal provider for everything but not happiness
and a passport to everywhere but never in HEAVEN

Quotes from: Uno Lito

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God's way of saying

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Our nights rest is God's way of saying: "Leave everything to me... you have done your part, let me do mine and i will take care of you..."

Quotes from: Sir Christian

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Water

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All the water in the world could never sink a ship unless it gets inside.
Just the same, all pressures of the world can't tear you apart and can never hurt you unless you let it in.
Stay tough and focus. And follow the straight line.
Enjoy your life's journey.

Quotes from: Job1 Nilo

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Life

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What is life? They say it was from B to D.
What's B to D? It was from Birth to Death
So life starts the day we're born to the day we die..
But what's between B and D?
It's C
What is C?
It was CHRIST that saves..
So our life is just a matter of living in CHRIST..
Live it well!


Quotes from: Uno Lito

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Good Morning

Posted by webmasterphi




God
Offers us
His Overflowing
Daily blessing
Making us
Obedient and
Restore
a New Spirit
to Inspire others
Now to love
God above all!

Quotes from: Yan

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God's Plan

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God has a perfect plan for our lives but he never reveals it to us all at once just step by step because he wants to teach us to walk by faith not by sight

Quotes from: Global Dream

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Believe

Posted by webmasterphi



The LORD did not want us to doubt to fear or to worry He wants us to believe, to hope, to love and to see life the way he made it...

Quotes from: *P vevelyn

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March 21, 2009

Chance

Posted by webmasterphi


If someone comes back to you for another chance, it is not always because they love you. It could also be because they are just not done hurting you yet. 2nd chance is not good for our heart. Agree?

Quotes from: 09103370425

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Trials

Posted by webmasterphi


Trials are not Reasons to give-up,
But a challenge to improve ourselves;
Not an Excuses to back-out,
But an Inspiration to move Forward!
Quotes from: Txt Criso

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Friends are for

Posted by webmasterphi


You can't tap your back for a job well done...
You can't hug yourself for comfort...
And you can't cry on you shoulders when tears fall...
This is why you have friends in you life and let them do whatever you can't...
Quotes from: Frend Randy

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Change

Posted by webmasterphi


Things between us might change years from now...
It won't be too surprising! but just keep in your mind...
that i've been a friend to you once...
so till the end, i'll always be mrng...
Quotes from: Frend Randy

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Sweet Words

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Sweet words are easy to say;
nice things are easy to buy;
but good people are difficult to find.

Life ends when you stop dreaming;
Hope ends when you stop believing;
Love ends when you stop crying;
Friendship ends when you stop sharing.

So share this with whoever you consider as a friend.
To love without condition...
To talk without intention...
To give without reason...
and to care without expectation...
Quotes from: Frend Randy

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Regret Many Things

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We may regret many things in life
but we will neve regret being too kind or too fair.
Care, share, forgive, and life will be lighter and happier.
Quotes from: Nikki Sun

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A Sweet Truth

Posted by webmasterphi


When GOD knows you're READY for the responsibility of commitment...
He will reveal the right person under the right circumstances..
Wait patiently. Don't waste your time searching and wishing...
Grow and be ready and you will see...
GOD will give you a LOVE story far better than you could ever dReam of ...
Quotes from: Frend Randy

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Trusting GOD

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Trusting GOD in everything is the softest pillow on
which to rest and the hardest rock to stand on.
God is with you all the time...
Good Night..
Quotes from: KDI Unknown

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Tonight

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I wish you a night of love and pleasant memories,
a night of little things to smile about,
and a night of peace and happiness in you heart...
Good Night
Quotes from: KDI Unknown

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Welcome to my creation

Posted by webmasterphi

Hi there guys... How are you? it's me Webmasterphi... i have made this new site... www.TextsQuotesJokes.blogspot.com
this site is intended to share the text, quotes, and jokes
that i have received in my N6070 cell phone
(What? Nagparinig)
Unfortunately, this phone was snatched just last week...
=( =( =( ...huhuhuhu... =( =( =(
but i thanks GOD because we have extra phone at home and its N2760...
(about my sim card... it's still in process...)

So to all of you there who are visiting my site
and have the thought of sharing texts, quotes, and jokes to me
so that it will be published at this website...

You may reach me in two ways...

1) TEXT MESSAGE:


1) E-MAIL:


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