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February 9, 2012

Quotable Quotes Set 3

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Be more concerned with your character that your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are
- John Wooden

Life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% of how i react to it.
- John Maxwell

Failures do what is tension relieving, while winner do what is goal achieving.
- Dennis Waitley

The present is what slips by us while we are pondering the past and worrying about the future
- ziggy

I believe life is to be lived, not worked... Enjoyed, not agonized... Love, not hated...
- Leland Bartlett

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Quotable Quotes Set 2

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Keep away from people who try to be little your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really GREAT make you feel that you, too can become great
- Mark Twain

No one will manufacture a lock w/o a key. Similarly, God won't give us problems w/o solutions. I hope you find the right key everytime you encounter a doorlock
- anonymous

Take risks in your life. If you win, you can lead. If you loose, you can guide
- anonymous

Remember, happines doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have, it depends solely upon what you think.
- Dale Carnegie

The only man who never makes mistakes is the man who never does anything
- Theodore Roosevelt

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Quotable Quotes Set 1

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Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The person who risks nothing, does nothing, has nothing is nothing and becomes nothing. He simply cannot learn and feel and
change and love and live.
- L. Buscagilla

Don't live in the past with anger, or live in the future with fear. Live in the moment with wonder.
- Rage Gage

Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers; pray for powers equal to your tasks.
- Philips Brooks

If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow
- anonymous

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June 4, 2009

5 things to look in a partner

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Image Source: http://www.weddingswithstyle.net

1) Pleasing "PESO"nality

2) Good "CAR"acteristics

3) Good Family "BANK"ground

4) Good "MONEY"rism

5) of course, very "CASH"ual!
Jokes From: Frend Randy

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Twilight

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In the forest, Bella saw Edward's body shimmered as it has been hit by the sun...
Bella: I know what you are..
Edward: Say It, say it out loud, say it...
Bella: BADING, BADING!!! puro ka foundation sa mukha tapos ngaun may glitters ka pa sa katawan?! eeww!
Jokes From: AMA Joel New

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Read It Slowly

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Image Source: http://www.jerichoschools.org/

Sun Come man narrow row on cup fog kill lung an moo co.
The rat thing at the rat thing a co.
A king cave bee gun
Jokes From: Frend Randy

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Sales Agent

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Image Source: http://www.taylorgroup.org/

A man was carrying three babies in a train...
A lady sitting next to him asked, "Are those your babies?"
"No, i am a condom salesman & these are customer complaints."
Jokes From: AMA Joyload

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Fired

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Wife: Dear, You were so drunk last night you insulted your boss...
Husband: Piss on him!
Wife: You did, So he fired you!
Husband: Fuck Him!
Wife: I did, so u can work again on monday!

Jokes From: AMA Joyload

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Morning

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Picture from: www.JESUZ.com

GOD has given each of us the ability to do certain things well...
St. Paul said: "Whatever you do, do it for the glory of GOD"
Moses told the Israelites to Remember the LORD your GOD,
for it is he who gives you the ability to produce wealth...
We can also do the same... God Bless you...
Quotes from: UNO Lito

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Success

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Picture from: www.marketingexec.com

Success is not the key to happiness.
Happiness is the key to Success.
If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
by: Albert Schweitzer

Quotes from: UNO Lito

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